You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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