youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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