I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
