i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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