i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I would ride that face into the sunset
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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