Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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