No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I bet he comes in French.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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