how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
