Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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