Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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