Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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