quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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