Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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