This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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