some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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