do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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