I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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