That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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