dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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