I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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