Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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