i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Randomize
