If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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