Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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