I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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