Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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