The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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