i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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