How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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