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I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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