dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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