Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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