Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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