I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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