My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Fuck appropriateness.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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