I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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