Don't you send me to vm
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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