Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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