My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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