you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
