Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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