I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I have post one night stand depression
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