I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
How external is "for external use only"?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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