What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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