This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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