Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
