we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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