Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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