Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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