i jhust puked up my retainher.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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