Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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