Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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