Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
