What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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