sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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